Total Medals Earned: 477 (From 83 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,770 Points
Medals Earned: 2/15 (35/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (120/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (110/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Equalize 500 targets
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Flip a gun 100 times
Play for 4 hours
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Kill one thousand people
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Medals Earned: 10/26 (170/500 points)
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 12/20 (320/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 13/18 (325/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.